In local news, a man known as Captain-Save-a-Ho was arrested for public intoxication in the Ped Mall Monday afternoon. Apparently, the man claimed he was a protector of women.
Frustrating as it is that some guys thinks he needs to, and is capable of, protecting women or hoes (they’re the same, right??), this is pretty funny.
Thanks dude, but we got this. We’re good.
The real debate is: does AP Style call for it to be spelled “ho” or “hoe”?